In the land before wine openers, dinosaurs had to improvise. Brontosaurus slashed the top of the bottle off with his mighty tail and stuck his head right in. Classy. T-Rex, with his short arms and shorter patience, went with the more brutal smash and sip method. All we can say is bravo to them for being so creative and also, where can we get wine bottles as big as our torsos?

61% Cotton, 36% Polyester, 3% Spandex. Made in S. Korea.

Threads are certified by OEKO-TEX® Standard 100, which means we leave out harmful chemicals to keep your skin safe and happy.

Approximately fits women's shoe size 5-10